Irrational Craving #6

WAITER: So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad, three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter, and one pasta with meatless balls

MARK: Eww

COLLINS: It tastes the same

MIMI: If you close your eyes

WAITER: And thirteen orders of fries, is that it here?

ALL: Wine and beer!

MIMI & ANGEL: To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries, to yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese, to leather, to dildos, to curry Vindaloo, to Huevos Rancheros and Maya Angelou.

So maybe I'm not hungry for Dildos. Or Maya Angelou. But you get the picture.

I'll remember this next time I want to watch RENT with Whitney.